Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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