these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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