My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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