if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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