I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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