I want to have your abortion
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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