I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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