was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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