bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Boobs speak an international language.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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