big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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