If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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