so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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