Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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