i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
