One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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