Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
My dick has a subreddit
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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