Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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