love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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