why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
