I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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