from now on my penis is your penis
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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