you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize