I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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