I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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