I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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