Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
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