i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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