Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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