Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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