There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize