is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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