Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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