Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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