yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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