Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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