normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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