Your tits are I can't wait for
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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