Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Everclear isn't food dammit
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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