love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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