My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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