Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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