Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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