It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Jerry, you need to find god
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
