Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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