Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
