i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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