Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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