I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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