my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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