I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
This is my gift to your gina
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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