handjob tips. give me some.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I don't deserve a penis
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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