okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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