wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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