if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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