I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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