I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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