he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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