Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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